Important things!

I am going on a retreat this weekend and while I am super excited about some much needed time to myself, I am slightly concerned about leaving my husband alone with the kids.  The last time he was in charge, I was sick in bed, and he sent this lovely photo to me.

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My oldest daughter is having cheerleading pictures taken this weekend that will be in our teams “Home” program for the season.  I explained to him that he will need to have her dressed and in full uniform by 7:30am Saturday morning.  I mentioned that her hair will need to be pulled back in a ponytail.  He responded, “Well I don’t know how to do that?”  Hmmmm…ten years and three daughters later….maybe a skill he could have picked up along the way?  This brings me to my list of things to teach my husband if I die.

  •  If the girls get invited to birthday parties please send them with a gift.  It’s not just free babysitting.
  • The “take home” folder in their backpacks isn’t just something they cart back and forth to school.  There are important papers in there that you need to go through each night.
  • Other parents don’t LOVE your kids.  You can’t just send them to a neighbor’s house so you can watch football.
  • Talking in the voice of Mickey Mouse doesn’t fix everything.  Sometimes a hug and no words will be best.  The same goes for your Donald Duck and Goofy voices.
  • Santa Claus is not real.  I am Santa Claus and it takes a bit of planning.  Don’t start shopping on Christmas Eve.  You need to wrap presents from Santa in a different wrapping paper.  You need to USE wrapping paper.  I’m sorry to break this all to you.  Those presents don’t magically appear.  Oh yeah and that “Elf on a shelf”….he doesn’t really fly back to the North Pole every night.  You are supposed to move him.

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  • You must NEVER EVER let them pick out their own outfits for family pictures.  You may endure a lot of kicking and screaming but one day they will thank you that you didn’t let them wear their favorite “Smurfs” t-shirt for the picture.  They don’t “accidentally” show up in coordinating outfits.

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  • YES it is necessary to clean the house BEFORE the cleaning lady comes.  We didn’t hire your mother.  She won’t make your bed and fold your laundry.
  • On Halloween the kids usually eat candy for dinner.  That’s okay.  Oh by the way, you need to make sure they have costumes.  People don’t like when kids show up with a just a bag.
  • If you let them pack their lunches it will consist of fruit snacks, cookies, chocolate pudding and a cheese stick.
  • Keep your mom, my mom, my sister and all of my best girl friends on speed dial.  They will take care of you.

Oh I almost forgot…..Just be yourself.  They love that about you.

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25 random things about me (the thimble)

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1. I am a firm believer in Laser hair removal.
2. I am proud to be a military brat. I think it helps me make friends on the fly.
3. I was the designated driver on my 21st birthday.
4. I could exist on Mexican food alone.
5. My family knows to leave me alone, on Friday afternoon, when my People magazine arrives in the mail.
6. I don’t want to be buried in a dress…put me in some comfy sweats when I die.
7. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
8. My sister can make me laugh like no one else.
9. I am a stay at home mom and my husband still does the laundry…praise Jesus!
10. I love to cook but hate to clean up.
11. I eat the same breakfast EVERY morning……plain whole wheat english muffin and 1 poached egg….No I never get sick of it.
12. I think I have a newfound addiction to Turtle Sundaes.
13. I would rather get up at 4 AM than stay up until 11 PM
14. I want to start my own business
15. I appreciate good manners.
16. Makes me nauseous to clean out the refrigerator. Can’t eat leftovers either.
17. Two things I would never give up…my cell phone and gym membership.
18. Apparently I can only make girl babies.
19. I always wanted to be a doctor.
20. I love photography and wish I knew more about how to use my camera and Photoshop.
21. Don’t mess with my family or friends…I am extremely loyal!
22. I am glad my first house was old…it made me appreciate attached garages and good windows.
23. I wish I talked less and listened more
24. Every year I get more and more excited about Spring.
25. I watch way too much reality T.V.

Let me count the ways…

Our family spent this past Saturday with our friends, at their pool.  My youngest daughter, Josie (3), came up to me and asked …

“Mom, do you love me?”

“Of course I do!” I responded.

“Why?”  She asked.

“Oh, for so many reasons,” I replied.  “You are smart and funny.   You sing great songs to me.  You are super cute and have the sweetest smile.  You are my baby and I just love you to pieces.”

She looked up at me and said, “I love you too, Mommy.”

“Why do you love me?”  I asked.

“Well,” she said  “I really love that bikini.”

Our love runs deep!

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-the thimble